...reminds me of this pan faced squinty-eyed tree-huggin' dirt fucker...
....which happens to be John Fuckin' Denver. I don't really know what to say. Either John Denver looks like a well aged lesbian or Gwyneth Paltrow looks like an adolescent anorexic John Denver.
Fair play though, John Denver was a gimpy goggle eyed horsefaced skinny ass sack of bones as well, so head to toe I think we have a carbon copy and major movie on our hands. Some soulless leather faced Hollywood shitsack needs to get Gwyneth some fuckin' glasses and make this biopic happen.
Coming to a theater near you, Gwyneth Paltrow is John Denver in the blockbuster hit of the summer "Try To Look At Me."
Fuckin' Gwenver.
Hellwagon.
